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June 23 , 2006
So returns the countdown. I'm sorry to all you loyal readers that I have let down. I know that I disappeared without a trace. I realize that to
be your #1 blog, I have to provide you content. Well, I'm back to start it up again. As you can see, I just passed over all the celebrations
past and I will pick up from July 1. What's new everyone? With me, well still looking for a job, but I'm getting structure back in my life and
am trying to get my regular life back on track. What to do, what to do. First, I am addicted to this new reviews website called Yelp. You can reach
my reviews at here. It has opened up a whole new world for me and I've really stuck to it. I'm a Yelpamaniac if
you will.
And how about that new Christina Aguilera video. I have not seen it, but I've heard the new song. You know what I just realized? No matter
what I write, I'll get no reaction because no one actually ever responds to this stuff. So I could just write a bunch of stuff and no one would
have any feedback. So I can say that basketball sucks! Ha, yes. It sucks. It's boring. I can't watch it at all. And what are you going to do about
it? Be passive aggressive maybe?
Is everyone ready for another season of Project Runway? Those Bravo shows are a Soundbite collectors dream. The best is where is my chiffon!?!
Classic. I look forward to providing some more of those in the upcoming countdowns.
OK, so Canada is turning another year older this year. Did you know that this day used to be called Dominion day? Yes, this is one of our designated
firework days. And worse, we get to drink while doing it. I don't remember having any crazy celebrations on Independence day because it out of the
regular school time. I imagine that there would be many more drunk nights if this was during school. Canada is a giant mass of land. There is lots of
space to make factories. Why is this important? It's not really important, but it means that if you Americans get out of line, we'll build sweatshops
and throw Americans in there. And it will be impossible for you to escape! The factories will produce paper and beer and maybe some clothes. Maybe for
brands like Kathy Lee Gifford. Yes, feel the torture.
My newest love on TV is the entire line up of MTV. Join me tomorrow when I will review all the shows that I watch on MTV. It is insane. And I'm
insane for watching all those shows. My brain is scrambling.
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